Tag Archive for "Satire"

Tragic Damage To Space Shuttle Left Unguarded For Mere Minutes

  LOS ANGELES – NASA and LAPD officials were stunned late this afternoon when the Space Shuttle was tagged after being left unsupervised for only about 6 minutes.  ”We are supposed to have at least two guards on duty 24/7 but evidently they both went to the bathroom at the same time,” said an incredibly…
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Hilarious Saturday Night Live Spoof Of VP Debate

  This political season has been a target rich environment for the folks over at Saturday Night Live.  This is really funny, my only complaint is that I actually thought Biden was unintentionally more comedic at the real thing.    

SNL Rips Obama/MSNBC – Hilarious “Disaster In Denver”

It is really funny to watch the liberal media start to attack their own – there is a certain car wreck quality to the whole thing.  Following last week’s  ”Disaster in Denver,” the media has been wringing its hands in agony wondering what to do now.  After four years of buffering and protecting the “anointed…
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Democratic Convention Tarnished By Restrictive ID Requirement

  Shock and outrage tarnished the opening of the Democratic National Convention as EVERY person was not only required to show some sort of ID, but actually required to show ID containing their photograph before being allowed to enter the convention.  Things got worse when a further requirement was added requiring everyone wanting to enter the convention…
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3,124,000 Evil People Ruining America

According to the folks at “Occupy [fill in city near you],” it is 1% of the American people that are evil and ruining the country – that amounts to 3,124,000 evil people running around causing havoc.  Today in New York, the “Occupy” folks are going right to the folks they view as the “source of…
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Obituary For Common Sense

This is an Obituary for Common Sense that purportedly first appeared in the London Times – though I can find no proof that it was ever actually published there. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how…
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Plain Language Description of Politics In America Today

The folks who are getting free stuff, Don’t like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, Because the folks who are paying for the free stuff, Can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff. And, The folks who are paying for the free stuff, Want the free…
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Husband Blames Debt On Wife’s Thriftiness

Suffering a huge blow to their finances, Gabriel and Michelle Johnson learned today that the banks had cut their credit rating instantly increasing the interest rate on all of the Johnson’s debt.   According to the banks, the Johnson’s had been spending beyond their means for years and it finally caught up with them.  “It is…
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142 Immigrants Imprisoned For Border Crossing

CNN is reporting that 142 illegal immigrants crossing the border from Guatemala into Mexico were arrested and are now being held in jail.  Under the Mexican Constitution and statutes, intentionally crossing into Mexico without proper documentation is a felony subjecting the violator to immediate imprisonment.  In addition, imprisonment follows even in circumstances where the illegal…
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California Bans Mother’s Day As Sexist

  Declaring celebration of Mother’s Day sexist, the California Department of Health and Human Services has proposed regulations that would criminalize the celebration.  “There is simply no way around this one,” comment Marjorie Deguaratype, director of the social relations division of DHHS.  “We have been closing our eyes and looking the other way for a long…
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UC Regents Adopt Grade Redistribution Program

  Noting that the spread between the best and worst students reached historic highs in 2010, the Regents of the University of California have adopted a ground breaking grade redistribution program.  Under this program, those with an overabundance of credits or with GPAs above 3.5 will see up to 38% of their credits or GPA…
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