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During the midst of the partial power outage at the New Orleans Super Dome, President Obama issued a statement indicating that he had photographic evidence that Former President Bush was responsible. ”We have an eyewitness that will testify that she saw President Bush lurking in the shadows near the power box that caused the lights to go out during the game,” said Presidential spokesperson Jay Carney. ”Based on this witnesses keen observation, we had a sketch artist recreate the events she witnessed.” (Composite drawing seen above)
“President Obama is a real American who shoots guns and likes football (though his imaginary son wouldn’t be allowed to play football).” Carney went onto say “I know that irresponsible propaganda outlets like Fox news will deny that President Bush had anything to do with this incident, but the cartoon shows irrefutable proof of his involvement.”
Thinking Right has exclusively learned that Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is the key witness that identified Bush. When confronted she replied “The LA Times agrees with me. I don’t care if they never wrote about that, they agree with me.”
Fox news reported a very different story. According to Fox, Philip Allison, a spokesman for Entergy New Orleans, which provides power to the stadium, said power had been flowing into the stadium before the lights failed. ”All of our distribution and transmission feeds going into the Superdome were operating as expected,” Allison said. He said the outage appeared to originate in a failure of equipment maintained by stadium staff. It occurred shortly after Beyonce put on a 12-minute halftime show that featured extravagant lighting and video effects. (Fox)
“Of course they are going to report drivel like that,” barked an angry Carney. ”Don’t forget, that is the same news agency that reported that Benghazi was a scandal, Fast & Furious gave guns to the cartels and that the Second Amendment is still in the Constitution. Please consider your source.”
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You’re a troll. I realize you tagged this as satire, but you posted it as news. Weak.
baab, don’t understand the criticism and it sounds like you need a better sense of humor. This is obviously a combination of news and satire as it includes some real reporting of news. When a story is pure satire, I tag it as such.
How many Obamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!
Yes, GW…you need to get a better sense of what humor/satire is. It’s ok to admit this is a very weak satire…other than the Obama photo. That’s funny…unless Harry Whittington is standing behind the President.
The reasons I called you a troll, and this post “weak”, include that it isn’t funny. I’m not offended, but this wasn’t worth posting. Then, seeing that you also linked the article to Liberal Media Bias, Obama Murdergate (how’s that one working out for ya?), etc., shows how “funny” you are.
Come on, man. I hate Obama too but you can do better than this SNL crap.
Not very creative the day after Alcoholics United Day XLVII. Just the right amount of not-so-veiled hatred, though.
Wow, there’s not-so-veiled hatred in this? Project much, Snoopy Dance? More PC run amok. People need to lighten up and stop looking for things to be offended by. Good lord!
MEOW…..HISS…..you’re obviously new here, g2-df5fed8ce81b248b307c53a9638fde37. GW has nothing but hatred and contempt for all things Obama and his administration. Lawdy lawdy be.
Poor pantybunched Obamatrons. Someone said mean thing to hurt their feelings.
Next thing you know someone might even start tapking about their messiah’s job performance- how cruel, how insensitive, how mean…
Poor pantybunched Obamatrons. Someone said mean thing to hurt their feelings.
Next thing you know someone might even start talking about their messiah’s job performance- how cruel, how insensitive, how mean…
No one’s feewings were hurt, GAF(f). But it’s your repetitive memes…use them ad infinitum since you apparently don’t have the intellect to even replace a lightbulb.
Snoopy, when you first came here your posts were at least partially interesting and had some good thoughts even when I disagreed with virtually everything you said. You have degenerated to personal attacks and petty name calling and have stopped making substantive comments. Step up your game – or are you infected witht the false arrogance demonstrated by Obama based upon his mistaken impression that he has created a lasting “coalition” that will form his legacy?
GW…apparently you missed that this was a “response in kind”. As I have pointed out in the past, you only chastise the progressives while ignoring the arrogant behavior coming from your ilk (“pantybunched – “Obamatrons” – “messiah”). Interesting what you find “acceptable” and what you don’t. Hypocrite.
I will, however, apologize for stooping to the level of the right-winger. And if (when) you step up your game, I’ll try to dumb down my comments so we’re on the same level.
P.S. Please try to discern the difference between arrogance and confidence. You display arrogance…I display confidence.
Snoopy,progressive ideas are illegitimate to begin with…. progressive regimes have butchered and damned more people in history than all other forms of government combined… progressive regimes make the nazis look timid and mild by comparison….
just because you have free speech, doesnt give your view legitimacy. if you support the current regime, then you are an enemy of the nation…. the worst part is the 50% of the nation is useful idiots. mental midgets that will vote for promises of entitlements ans nanny care benefits…. the wants of the testicularly challenged, the morally corrupt, and the ideologicly bankrupt….. (i added spelling and grammar mistakes to make it easier for progressives to understand my point. you gotta dumb it down for them…. you are welcome)
Careful, pooka Harvey. Your personal attacks and petty name calling will earn you a “reprimand” from the owner of this entertainment blog. Oh wait…only the left leaning get the finger shaken at them. My bad. And don’t forget…just because you have free speech, doesnt give your view legitimacy. But it’s always fun seeing the right’s delusions in print. Thanks for the chortle. (Nice try hiding your ignorance behind the “I meant to do that”.)
P.S. Say Hi to Elwood for us.