Monthly Archives: April 2013

Touching Video Between Troops And Cheerleaders

On a day in which I am torn between anger and sorrow, this video was just what the Dr. ordered. The Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders put together a video to help lift the spirits of our troops stationed in Afghanistan. It was obviously effective because some of the guys created their own response video that matched…
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Hugh Hefner Will Bring New NFL Franchise To LA

“It is with a great deal of excitement and frankly with a little bit of relief that I can announce that Hugh Hefner will be bringing football back to the City of Los Angeles,” National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell announced in a press conference just a few minutes ago.  “The Jacksonville Jaguars will relocate…
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Rand Paul, Nancy Pelosi Announce Formation Of Joint PAC

“We quite literally ran into each other in the halls of Congress and helped each other pick up the files we were carrying – that led to lunch, and before we realized it we had discovered a significant amount of common ground,” said the libertarian Kentucky Senator Rand Paul today at a press conference called…
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Obama Admits He Was Born In Kenya

  Startling the world, President Obama openly admitted today that he was born in Kenya.  “I have always thought American birth was an inappropriate requirement for a President and I think that my effectiveness over the past four years has demonstrated this,” the President said while flashes from the storm of photography illuminated him.  “Whether…
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